25 Funniest Analogies
Gosh, this list is as old as the hills. I got it in an email probably around 1997ish. But it’s worth revisiting. Some of my faves:
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
I know for a fact that #16 is from “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”