…why Muse isn’t just about the most popular band in the US right now. I recently described them this way: take Jeff Buckley and add about a gallon of Bon Jovi. Or take Radiohead after The Bends and make them move in the opposite direction (i.e. less avant-garde instead of more). Americans should be eatin’ ‘em up.

They need a new publicist. Perhaps I should offer my services.